That House Near The Road
Listen up, gentlemen. If you're gonna work in this bar, it's my way… or the skyway.
They say Chad Wheaton owns this town. They say he's up too high on a pedestal. I say in my club, there ain't no pedestal to which a series of incremental adjustment shifts can't not manage to reach the top of.
Marshall, come up here. You all should know, I worked with Marshall on a little club in Louisiana, so he's seen my quintuple negative in action before. Marshall, pick up that Little Giant Select Step 5-8' Ladder and pass it to Tiny there. Pretty light, ain't it, Tiny? Seems like the kind of ladder that couldn't stand up to a grown man? Some people might call it… nice?
Marshall, show 'em what the Little Giant Select Step 5-8' Ladder can do.
I hear that hushed awe, boys, and I don't blame you. The first time I saw the Little Giant Select Step 5-8' Ladder in action, I knew my whole life was about to change. Let's say Chad Wheaton and his boys barrel up in here looking to cause some trouble? Jimmy Bo, what are you gonna do? Well, I'll tell you… you're gonna be nice. You're gonna set the Little Giant Select Step 5-8' Ladder to be a comfortable standing platform and ask them to take it outside.
And if they don't go? Well, you'll still be nice. You'll switch the Little Giant Select Step 5-8' Ladder to what I call "The Staircase" and ask them again. Everybody loves a staircase, right, Marshall? Look at that thing balance on the step that Marshall's setting up. You think a non-adjustable ladder can do that? Right now Marshall's as stable as a rich family on Christmas morning. Painters, carpenters, all sorts of workers, this ladder's got the kind of flexibility that'll win 'em right over.
But if that don't work… still be nice! That Little Giant Select Step 5-8' Ladder gets up to eight feet high. Rise above it all, take advantage of the integrated tool slots or the work tray. Drive home the point: this is just a job. It ain't personal. But if they want to walk under your ladder… well, everybody knows how unlucky that can be.
And if that happens, I'll be there. Because I'm the one who gets to say when it's time to not be nice. And if I do, I'll tell you… I ain't gonna have to say it twice. Because it's my way, or the skyway. And I'm the guy with the ladder, so nobody climbs down from the skyway without permission from me.