A Woot Product Video Blog-Along
Everything you ever wanted to know about ladders but were too afraid to sit through a 4 minute video for.
Never used a ladder before? Then get ready for four minutes of in-your-face ladder explanation with the official Little Giant Select Step Adaptive Stepladder Product Video.
0:04 Hey hey hey. There's no WAY I'm going to be able to afford all these ladders, Mr. Sexyvoice.
0:12 As experimental prose artists, Little Giant Ladders strictly avoids verbs.
0:15 If my answer is "No" should I stop watching?
0:21 I think you're grossly overestimating how often I use ladders.
0:27 Good thing the ladder isn't nervous. Like a newly-broken foal, you want it to be confident and self-assured.
0:33 Just like I did before my wife's treachery.0:40 That was the eighth middle-aged man they used for this shot. The others…
1:02 This Hitchcock angle makes me feel VERY secure.
1:16 Now you're speaking to me, the neglectful-staircase-caretaker.
1:21 Seems like they were managing it pretty well…
1:30 Hey who told you about our wall-banging past? That was EXPUNGED.
1:39 Again, how much laddering do you think I'm doing on a daily basis?
1:46 You underestimate the size of my decorations.
1:50 And my pacemaker stays comfortably inoperable.
1:59 Those specific corners? I have no interest.
2:09 Ehhhh don't think we're selling that.
2:14 No more bending or up and down? What puritanical regime is this??
2:19 "We're results! Look at us!"
2:38 Wait I didn't catch what kind of pear that was. Bosch?
2:48 And the Ladderer Union is ironclad. You can't get somebody for less than $75/hr. And that's a ladderer's hour (25 min).
2:55 And you can figuratively do millions of projects with your imagination.
3:00 These ladder people really play on our most basic fears.
3:05 Just like my brother-in-law, Earl.
3:09 If the audio was on we would hear that old woman's humerus snapping.
3:16 Nice…jeans, guy.
3:23 I believe we've been over this.
3:37 I could also very easily throw $300 into the toilet if I so chose.
4:00 I'll take the 300' ladder please and thank you.