The Woot Diet
Keep your Woot Daily Recommended Foods fresh and organized.
We here at Woot believe in the enormous benefits of a healthy diet. With that in mind, we proudly introduce the "Woot Food Pyramid," pictured in the photo of this Lock & Lock 36-Piece Storage Set. The Woot Food Pyramid recommends eating, every day:
- One dozen (12) Pepperidge Farm "Pirouette" rolled wafer cookies.
- 1 big ol' box of huge pasta.
- 1 lb. red lentils
- 100 Peanut M&Ms
- 1 lb. split peas
- 2 cups unidentifiable brownish/white foodstuffs
We recommend pre-portioning the Woot Food Pyramid into your Lock & Lock 36-Piece set every Sunday, so you don't have to think about it during the week. And the containers' four-point locking system will keep the air out and freshness in.
Now, you might be thinking, "But Woot, none of those foods <em>need</em> to be stored in airtight containers. They're pretty much unperishable." And you'd be right -- almost. But what about the unidentifiable brownish/white foodstuffs? You wouldn't want <em>those</em> to spoil (if they are so capable).
Plus, the Lock & Lock set isn't just about keeping fresh, but it can also help you organize the six difference types of food you're allowed to eat. And they're microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can zap your afternoon portion of Peanut M&Ms, eat them with a spoon, and throw them in the dishwasher for easy clean-up.
If you're skeptical about the benefits of the Woot Food Pyramid, just give it a try for one week. We guarantee you won't be able to sue us.