Do the Monster Slapdash
You'll probably wonder if you haven't gone a little overboard using 500 lumens of power just to get your point across. But when you see the look on your boss's face when he sees the words "I QUIT" projected on the conference room wall in a nearly 180" diagonal image, you'll be sure it was all worth it.
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.