No Sleep 'Til Bedtime
Whether you're trashing a hotel room or being stopped at Customs because the dogs smell something funny coming from your carry-on, these are the earphones you need.
There was a time when all you needed to do to be a touring musician was (a) some songs, (b) a cheap long-distance plan, and (c) a van. Spend a few weeks making some calls and you, too, could string together a geographically awkward series of utterly futile shows performed before tiny audiences who are mostly there to play Golden Tee.
Fortunately, high gas prices and the web-based glut of new music put an end to that nonsense. You can still live the best parts of that lifestyle anyway thanks to the Monster Cable Beats Tour Earphones. Every tour needs a driver, and these have a nice big, magnetically balanced one. Blast your eardrums at top volume to approximate the effect of hearing three hours of live music every night. Use the ControlTalk remote to call nightclubs in Cincinnati, Austin, and Denver to ask them if they got the promo package you sent.
Why spend week after heartbreaking week in a crummy van to taste the flavor of a tour experience? Just climb into these Monster Cable Beats Tour Earphones and you'll feel like you're pounding on the door of an apparently empty club in Roanoke, Virginia, wondering why the promoter won't answer his phone and why there don't seem to be any flyers posted for the show.