Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!
Hey, it was a noble effort, but face it: you simply weren't qualified to whittle a high-end audio/video cable. Thankfully, the nice people at Monster are here to help you. Pick up a bar of soap and you can practice your knife skills while watching 1080p video through this cable.
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us write a bunch of upcoming writeups in a similar fashion. Play along here!