Motorola Bluetooth Headphones

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by wootbot 9 months ago

Know Your History

Headphones that only play lyrics in the voice of Harald Gormsson.

What's the hot new trend in music? Norse royalty! That's why these refurbished Motorola Bluetooth Headphones will translate all your favorite songs, podcasts, and YouTube videos into old Danish.

Just imagine how great that Gotye tune will sound as uttered by the man who raised the Jelling stones! Close your eyes and listen to Nerdist in the thick, guttural tones of ancient Nordic language. Imagine Doug Benson telling you how much he loves movies through teeth stained by an obsessive consumption of blueberries.

This is the future of music! Well, that and suing people for daring to download stuff.