Mr. Clean AutoDry Carwash System

by Wootbot

You Gotta Start Small

Want to take control of your problem? Get a cleaner. The Mr. Clean Car Wash System will make you more feared than loved. And that’s power.

Well, well. A new face. Welcome to the neighborhood, my friend! Say, that’s a fine vehicle you’ve got. Very fine. A guy with a vehicle like that, he must have a lot of money. All that dust all over the place must’ve caught a pretty penny.

Oh, excuse me, did I fail to introduce myself? I’m the guy who runs things around here. I make sure that nobody gets hurt. Nothing gets messed up. Like, say, your car. It’d be a shame if this dusty car got cleaned, wouldn’t it?

What, are you stupid or something? Take a look at this Mr. Clean Car Wash System. Yeah, that’s right. A Motor Trend approved spot-free system to make any car spotless. Applied right to your car, it takes away all that grime and grit you’ve been building up over the years. Or you can do the smart thing and pay me a little off the top. Not too much, you know, not for what you get.

Nothing to say, huh? Smirking? Well, maybe you need to know a little more. Because if you don’t pay up, here’s what’s gonna happen. First, you’ll get a little AutoDry soap, cleaning your car with no film or residue. Then you’re getting the AutoDry filter, with water free of impurities that’ll clean off all that leftover grime. You’ll have nothing but a smooth clean body. Not even a bit of dust or spotting. Yeah. Think you’re gonna be smiling then?

Oh, I get it. You don’t think I’ll do it. Well, get ready, neighbor. Because I’m not scared to use this Mr. Clean Car Wash System with the independent spray nozzles. You just watch, buddy boy. You watch what I’m about to do to your hard earned dust. And then you’ll be begging to pay. Keep laughing, happy boy, keep it up! Man, I’m gonna enjoy this!

Warranty: 1 Year Proctor and Gamble


  • Spot-Free clean and shine with no need to hand dry
  • Motor Trend Approved
  • Spot-free results guaranteed
  • Dry Rinse Polymer sheets water off your car for fast drying and leaves no residue behind
  • Pur water filter Removes water impurities which cause spots, even in hard water
  • Helps protect the clearcoat by cleaning dirt and water spots, leaving a shine on the surface
  • Ergonomic design to deliver Mr.Clean AutoDry results
  • Cleans without re-using dirty water
  • Thumb-Activated On-Off Switch
  • Power grip handle textured to prevent slippage
  • All grip selector knob designed for use with wet/soapy hands
  • Leak-Resistant Hose Hook-up
  • Durable ABS plastic housing
  • Soap reservoir with vacuum metering, always delivers a consistent soap mixture
  • Rubberized soap fill cap, attached so you never lose it
  • Safe For All Car Finishes
  • Also good for cleaning Motorcycles, RV’s, boats, Windows, siding, and lawn furniture

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Mr. Clean AutoDry Soap:

  • The first part of the Mr.Clean AutoDry™ Carwash
  • Dry Rinse Polymer™ sheets water off your car for fast drying
  • Easily removes dirt and grime
  • Leaves no film or residue
  • Works with Mr.Clean AutoDry Filter to leave your car incredibly clean and shiny

Mr. Clean AutoDry Filter:

  • The second part of the Mr.Clean AutoDry Carwash
  • Removes water impurities which cause spots, even in hard water
  • Includes a color-change indicator that changes from black to brown when it is exhausted
  • Works with Mr.Clean AutoDry Soap to dry your car spot-free every time
  • Number of uses varies on factors such as water hardness and usage

3 Independent Spray Nozzles:

  • Sprays soap solution
  • Sprays filtered water
  • Sprays rinse water

Also for use on:

  • Windows
  • Body & Mirrors
  • Chrome
  • Wheels & Tires
  • Does not strip wax
  • Helps protect the clearcoat

In the box:

  • Mr.Clean AutoDry Device
  • 6.7 fl oz (200ml) Soap, With Dry Rinse Polymer
  • Starter Filter