Don’t Mind Us
We’re just here to help clean up what’s left of the Lana Del Ray hype. Shouldn’t take more than a minute.
Yeah, you know, this happens from time to time. The Internet is full of these young “talents” that seem like they’re on track for blazing stardom, only to fizzle out at the end. Most of the time, you barely notice ‘em, but this one got a little bigger than most and left quite the mess behind. Not Snakes On A Plane big, mind you, but enough that a cleaning crew was needed.
See there? Looks like you got a little hype on your screen there, buddy. I’ll just spray a little of this Multipurpose Cleaning Gel on it and wipe it down if you don’t mind. See how it stays put right where I sprayed it? Pretty neat, huh? Now I’ll just take the included cleaning cloth and… There we go. Good as new. In a few minutes, you’ll barely even remember why people on the Internet were talking about her.
No, no, put your money away. The Internet keeps me plenty busy enough to earn a living. Speaking of which, I need to get goin’. We’re still trying to get all the bits of Google+’s hype we missed.
- Smooth high-performance gel does not run down your screen
- Keep your HDTV/LCD screens clean
- Get rid of dirt, dust, fingerprints and bacteria
- A dirty monitor can ruin important photos and videos
In the box:
- Xtreme Cables 96301 Multipurpose Cleaning Gel, 6.75fl oz
- Cleaning Cloth