NeatDesk Desktop Scanner

by Wootbot

Evading The Question

I’m sorry, sir, I’m just a document scanner. I can’t advise you on your theory that the IRS is unconstitutional.

I’m afraid there’s been a misunderstanding. I’m not an attorney, an accountant, a professional tax preparer, or a “sovereign citizen magistrate”, whatever that is.

I’m a NeatDesk Desktop Scanner. If you want to scan some receipts, files, financial forms, or other documents, I’d be happy to help you with that. Double-sided scanning? No problem. Extracting key information and exporting it to Excel, Quicken, QuickBooks, or TurboTax? Sure thing.

But as to whether the IRS is “an illegal fraud plundering Americans on behalf of the Prussian Royal Family”, I have no idea. I am unable to assist you in your lawsuit against the Centers for Disease Control. I cannot offer any insight into the influence the Order of Rosicrucians had on the adoption of the 16th Amendment. And I am neither credentialed nor inclined to comment on the fate of Wesley Snipes.

What I am equipped to do is scan some documents. Ready? No? Why not?

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty


Warranty: 90 Day Neat Company

Condition: Refurbished


Scanner Specifications:
  • Automatic Document Feeder (ADF) Scanner
  • Color/Grayscale/B&W CIS
  • Simplex, Duplex
  • Maximum Resolution: 600 dpi
  • Up to 24 PPM Color, Grayscale, B&W (300dpi, A4 size, simplex)
  • Up to 24 PPM Grayscale, B&W (300dpi, A4 size, duplex)
  • Capacity: 15 business cards + 15 receipts + 15 letter-size documents (with paper input tray) or 50 letter-size documents with tray removed
  • Maximum Scan Area: 8.5” x 11” (up to 30” long)
  • Scanner Dimensions: 10.8”W x 7.5”D x 7.3”H
  • Weight: 4.4 lbs
  • AC Power Adapter: Included
  • Factory calibrated
  • Image Capture support for scanning into imaging applications
Software Specifications:
  • Images can be saved in JPEG, PDF and other popular formats
  • Data can be sent to .XLS (Microsoft® Excel®), RTF (Word), Outlook®, .OFX and .QIF (Quicken®), .TXF (TurboTax®), .IIF (QuickBooks®), .CSV, HTML, and Plaxo®
  • Reads U.S. and Canadian receipts and business cards
  • Database can scale to approximately 1.5 million receipts
  • Version 5 (Windows) 3.5 (Mac)


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