NeatDesk Desktop Scanner

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by wootbot a year ago

The Star-Spangled Scanner

Oh, say can this scan / Those invoices and receipts

That so clutter up your desk
And so easily go missing?

Whose small numbers loom so big
At the perilous time
E'ery April Fifteenth
In the exemptions you're claiming?

Can this scanner, Neatdesk,
Recognize all that text
And prove to the feds
That your return is correct?

Oh, pray that this high-speed desk
Scanner yet survives,
Or you'll land in the clink
For the next three-to-five.