NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac

by wootbot

Oh, I've seen these before!

Oh yeah, Woot sells these all the time! It's a roo- uh, robot vacuum.

RECENTLY, IN THE WOOT OFFICES

"Hey everybody, it's our favorite client, those guys who make the amazing robot vacuums!"

"Oh, hi! You must be from Roomb-"

"NEATO, that's right, Dave, these are the folks behind the NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vacuum, obviously THE name in robotic vacuums."

"Oh, right. Uh, nice to meet you folks."

"Continuing the tour! This is our sample room, which as you can see is full of, uh, JOKE samples! Ha! Where did all these stupid, useless robotic vacuums come from? What is this brand? Room? Bo? What is THAT?! Ha ha! We're probably just using these for, uh, shooting practice."

"Hey, Dave, can you check that inventory on the big Roomb-"

"-bot. Roombot. Which is, of course, the wrong way to pronounce 'robot.' But yes, I'll check on the robot vacuums, undoubtedly made by NEATO."