Clean Up? No Thanks!
It's like your pets were never there at all!
Let me just get this off my chest now: I do not support this NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac. Why? Because you know all the dander and the hair that your pets leave behind? THAT'S PART OF THEM!
No, it's not clean! Yes, it might make you sneeze! But it's their only way of expressing themselves. When your dog sits or rolls over, it's a chore, a simple task that he does out of loyalty. His sheddings and dander? That, my friends, is your dog's art! Those are the tapestries he's woven for the world to see, the pictures he's painted using the only resources available to him: his own body.
So, no! I will not buy a NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac! I will not allow its bristle and blade brush near my carpet, because that is my cat's canvas and my dog's workshop. I don't want its special filter to filter out three times the standard amount of fine dust particles, because those particles are the paint and spackle of my furry friends. And I don't want it learning my house's floor plan and recharging itself automatically, because...
Well, jeez. That actually sounds really convenient. How much is this thing again?