Cubicle Fever: Is There Life At Your Desk?
When it all goes down, you can use this to alert the outside world that it's all going down. Or you could, you know, just step outside and use your phone.
When the days are shortest, but feel the longest... when it's dark when you leave for work and dark when you get home... when those partition walls are closing in and you just don't think you can stand another minute at your desk... that's when you've got a bad case of Cubicle Fever. It's like cabin fever, but less rustic.