Ohio Art Air Picks – 3 Pack
by wootbot
Thank you Hecker! We love you!
Who’s ready to REALLY rock?!
“Wayne, what the hell did you just do?!”
“What? I threw my pick into the crowd. Chicks dig it.”
“You idiot! We can’t play the encore without that Ohio Art Air Picks!”
“What? Why?”
“Because they play the songs for us, you dolt! Weren’t you suspicious at all that you could automatically play “Paint it Black” with no musical training whatsoever and without even using an actual guitar?!”
“I just figured I was a savant.”
“Well, now you’ve done it. This is the wheels flying off. This is Milli Vanilli all over again. Thank god no one watches VH1 any more or this sort of thing would wind up on Behind the Music and we’d REALLY look like fools!”
