Wax On, Woot-Off
Why a home theater? Because if you try to listen to Spotify at the local multiplex, they'll kick you out. But at home? Nobody cares what you do!
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)