Onkyo 5.2 or 7.2 Network A/V Receiver

by wootbot

Right up there with Jerry Rice

You're probably anxious to recruit a new receiver. Especially if you live in Oakland.

"As you know, we've been restructuring the team in preparation for next season. I think you'll be pretty pleased with what we've come up with."

"Yeah, I've been looking at the list. Who's this Onkyo?"

"Only the most promising acquisition this team has ever seen. And you're in luck! It's right here in this box."

"That is definitely a piece of audio equipment and not a giant athletic beast of a man, which is what we need to get some wins."

"Okay, please keep an open mind about this. I grant you, Onkyo probably won't have the skills to find an open spot and make a catch."

"It can't catch anything."

"Correct, but it CAN be wirelessly integrated to your home network."

"I genuinely don't know how to tell you how fired you are."

"Are you worried I won't hear you? Fret not! Onkyo has a whole bunch of technology to help optimize the sound experience!"

"Somebody get Terrell Owens on the phone, please."