It's what you wish it was!
Here, let me just take this out of the box and… whoa! Are you a genie?!
"Yes! I am the Genie of Onkyo. Ask and you shall receiver!"
Whoa! Awesome! How many wishes do I get?
"As many as you want!"
This is crazy! Can I get a million dollars worth of gold coins?
"Yes, you may! Your wish, granted: six 4K-ready HDMI inputs!"
Wait, that's not what I asked for.
"It was the closest I could offer. Here, try another one."
Sure! I want Cassandra to dump Jake and start dating me!
"Granted: Onboard Wi-Fi and Bluetooth Streaming Technology!"
Again, that's not what I wished for.
"You didn't say 'Onboard Wi-Fi and Bluetooth Streaming Technology'?"
Okay, I see where this is going. You can go back to your bottle or whatever.
"No, hold on, try one more!"
Fine. I want jewels and rubies.
Seriously, you got me jewels.
"As long as when you say 'jewels' you mean 'Quick and Easy Remote App Control.'"
I hate you, Onkyo genie.