Onkyo TX-RZ610 7.2Ch A/V Receiver

by wootbot

When you're not using it call it Offkyo.

USE THIS RECEIVER TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING TRACK SELECTIONS FROM THE SOUNDTRACK TO OUR UPCOMING TV DOCUMENTARY “THE SOUNDS OF SOUND”:

-20 minutes of velcro

-a child learning to whistle

-the internal monologue of a steelhead trout

-an anecdote from your mother

-the sporadic beep of a smoke alarm whose battery is dying

-tennis grunts

-two cats swatting venetian blinds

-pouring a can of garbanzo beans into a colander

-bunnies dispassionately nibbling some cabbage

-a triangle

-crackling warmth of a burning raiders jersey