The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!
You'll be able to call the one other survivor - an uncle in New Hampshire who still has a landline.
If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?