Wax On, Woot-Off
A refurb is the best way to project for less! Also you get to say "project for less" which makes you sound like one of those guys in a late-night TV commercial. That's always fun.
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)