Am I Otter Not?
Less fun than a box of otters, but less cryptosporidium infections, too.
Why would you need a waterproof case for your smartphone? Six possible reasons:
- Your job expects you to be reachable at all times, even while wakeboarding.
- To be ready to Instagram your imminent discovery of Atlantis.
- You're at your best in conference calls in the shower.
- Your coworkers relieve stress with impromptu soy-sauce fights.
- You are an anthropomorphized entity made entirely of water, like TLC in the "Waterfalls" video, but way less hot, let's be for real.
- Your job writing lists of dumb jokes means you spend a lot of time crying.