Here's a silly way to shop
You paint pretty pictures all your life, no one gives a rip. You hack off your own ear ... BAM! You're famous. You think about that when you're choosing a college major, kids.
Have you ever eaten at a sushi place with one of those conveyer belts? The Woot-Off is sort of like that, except instead of sushi you're grabbing TVs, there is a slightly smaller chance of contracting giardia, and we won't berate you about eating all the rice.