Papa Bert's World Famous Sippin' Seat

by wootbot

Do the Monster Slapdash

Hide it underneath yourself to go as, "The Guy That Was So Thirsty That He Was Forced To Drink His Own Butt."

Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.