Pawley Island WeatherSmart Hammock
It's more than just a hammock.
Relax? Yeah, you could say it's a place to relax. A place to relax forever.
You can call it morbid; I don't care. I've made my decision and I'm happy with it. I'm gonna die in this here hammock.
"Made my peace?" I haven't made my peace. I'm looking forward to this. No, I'm not sick. I'm not dying, at least not at a rate any faster than anyone else. I just mean that I'm going to spend my last waking moments of life in this Pawleys Island WeatherSmart® Hammock.
Not in the sense that I'm gonna end it all here and now, mind you. I just mean if you gotta go, why not go in a hammock? It's comfortable, it sways gently in the breeze, and it's nice and peaceful. What's so weird about that?
You're telling me you'd rather be in a hospital hooked up to a million tubes and machines, smelling like bleach and sickness, with your butt hanging out of a paper gown? Not me. I'm going in style.
Well, my butt might be hanging out. But I won't be wearing a paper gown.
