Pentax MX-1 12MP 4x Opt Digital Camera

by wootbot

Taxation Without Image Stabilization Is Tyranny

They're trying to tax our pens now? WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?

"In these trying economic times, my opponent believes we should tax the pens of hardworking Americans."

I never said that.

"Did you or not did you not advocate that every American household pay a $12 million pen tax? Yes or no, sir? Yes or no?"

No. I said every American household should have a 12 megapixel Pentax camera. I believe, if you work hard and play by the rules, you should be able to enjoy all the 4x optical zoom, 3" tilting LCD, and 1080p video that the Pentax 12MP digital camera has to offer. That's the American dream! And THAT'S what I believe in!

"And how do you propose we pay for this gimmie-gimmie camera welfare handout?"

With a common-sense tax that every citizen outside the Beltway can agree on.

"What kind of tax could that possibly be?"

A tax on hysterical, overheated, willfully misconstrued political rhetoric. Better start saving now.