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Be aware: this won't make it to you in time for Christmas. Just call this a gift to the you of 2014, okay? Future you's gonna LOVE this one.
The most dangerous game. No, that's not man. The most dangerous game is ordering Christmas gifts near the end of December. You gotta get ahead of that stuff, people! But, on the off chance you're here buying something at the last minute, never fear. We've provided you tidbits of shipping information. Be sure to read each teeeeny sentence.
If you do, you'll know what kind of shipping to use or if the item will make it by Christmas! But if it's not a gift? Hey, go nuts! You can afford to be patient!