Pining for Tomorrow
It's been a rough day. Please, buy an A/V receiver.
This is the best A/V receiver Pioneer and PioFAR! Eh?! EH??
Guys, I'm really sorry for that terrible joke. It's been a hard day. First, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. It was the side with all the thumbtacks on it. One of these days I really have to get around to moving those things!
In the shower I couldn't get the temperature right, then I realized what the problem was: no water. Someone must've turned it off. I wasn't sure exactly who, but I narrowed it down to two people: Derrick or some guy from the water company. It seemed more likely that it'd be the guy from the water company, but maybe that's just what Derrick wants me to think.
After that I went down the bus stop. It was raining and the bus was really late and then when it finally showed up, it splashed a puddle on me and drove right by! I ran after it, flagged it down, and asked the bus driver why he didn't stop. He said something snide about how he didn't stop for people who were laying down. Well, I gave that bus driver a piece of my mind. Or maybe it was my bus fare. I forget which.
I sat down and tried to relax, but I couldn't. The whole bus smelled like rotten fish. And also the bus station. And between the bus station and the office. And the office itself. The smell was so pervasive that it even got into my lunch box and all over the left over tuna steaks from last month's Tuna-Rama Dinner Party.
I put them in the office fridge, which the smell hadn't reached yet apparently. It was nice having a fridge in the office that worked. Mine at home hadn't been functioning so well since someone turned off the power. That was either a guy from the power company or Derrick. This time I'm going with Derrick, because c'mon, a guy from the power company, really? That would be so predictable!
Anyway, that's been my day thus far, so I hope you can forgive me for that terrible joke. Now, please, buy a Pioneer A/V Receiver.