What do you get when you cross a puma and a spider?
It's not very much of a joke. But it's very much of a shoe. A shoe with a sole inspired by nature's most ingeniously engineered combination of strength and flexibility this side of Gabby Douglas: the spider's web.
We're not going to ask whether the PUMA Men's Bioweb Elite Running Shoe was created by shoe designers, or by a criminally insane rogue geneticist in a secret lab half a mile below PUMA headquarters. Some things we weren't meant to know. We're content just to enjoy the unprecedented cushioning and stability of the PUMA Bioweb Elite.
Although we have to say, ever since we started wearing them, we've had an uncontrollable urge to eat flies.