Do the Monster Slapdash
Add a domino mask, a black stocking cap, and a black-and-white striped sweater, and you could be a Pyle Receiver thief for Halloween!
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.