Que, Eau de Barbeque

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by wootbot 2 months ago

Wax On, Woot-Off

Don't get someone from North Carolina talking about vinegar-based BBQ cologne...They'll never shut up.

We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)