Rayovac Alkaline Batteries (7 Options)

by wootbot

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U-S-A! U-S-A! Bring home the gold! And batteries!

It's official: 2014's [quadrennial worldwide winter sports showdown] has come and gone, and it was full of excitement.

But when you're not a [quadrennial worldwide winter sports showdown] participant (or maybe you are, and if that's the case, well done!), you might feel a little left out. How are you supposed to show your country pride if you can't bring home a medal?

Buy these Rayovac MADE IN THE USA Batteries.

They may not be gold, silver, or bronze, but alkaline is a metal (which is very close to being a medal!), and hey, if you look closely enough, you can see some silver on the battery itself. We're not sure if it's genuine silver, but the color sure looks like silver. And you didn't even have to twizzle! Congrats!

So, again, you might not be a [quadrennial worldwide winter sports showdown] participant, but when you come to think of it, isn't bringing these batteries home just about as great as bringing home a real medal? It might just be our overwhelming desire to sell these batteries talking, but we sure think so.