Razer BlackWidow Ultimate Keyboard

by wootbot

Do the Monster Slapdash

If you're looking to destroy all mankind by devouring their essences, you need a keyboard with a distinctive tactile feedback and unlimited on-the-fly macros. And remember: the Black Widow's not just for women! Face it, guys, if you've never wanted to destroy all mankind, you're just playing the wrong video games.

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