Do the Monster Slapdash
If you're looking to destroy all mankind by devouring their essences, you need a keyboard with a distinctive tactile feedback and unlimited on-the-fly macros. And remember: the Black Widow's not just for women! Face it, guys, if you've never wanted to destroy all mankind, you're just playing the wrong video games.
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.