Going the Distance
Bathroom breaks are for the weak-bladdered.Um, HELLO. What’s a guy gotta do to get a refreshing beverage around here? Can someone please bring me a sports bottle of MONSTER already? I need to stay hydrated. Jeez. I’ve had a marathon session of WoW going for 3 days now, and I’ve worked up quite a thirst.
No, I’m not afraid my hand is going to get stuck permanently in this claw position. But if you had asked me before I got this Razer Naga Epic Gaming Mouse, it might have been a different story. It was designed by a world-acclaimed ergo team, so it’s been optimized for my hand size and grip style.
Yeah, it’s got a true gaming-grade wireless connection, but it also has a dual functionality so I can switch to wired while it’s charging. That’s right. ZERO downtime. Now quit distracting me. AND BRING ME SOME DORITOS! But you’ll have to feed them to me. I can’t have cheese fingers mucking up this mouse.