Red Fuel Power 8000mAh Jump Starter

by wootbot

Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

If you could control time, you wouldn't need to worry about your battery going dead. If it did, you could rewind and it would be all powered up again. So guess what? This Red Fuel Jump Starter BASICALLY DOES THE SAME THING AS IF YOU COULD REWIND TIME!!! Except it's BETTER because with this you can't accidentally date your own grandparents and create a paradox. All you can do is just jump start your car.