Give Me Wubwubwuberty Or Give Me Death
A stain? That doesn't have to be the way it is, baby.
DUBSTEP IS A STAIN ON SOCIETY LIKE YELLOWY STUFF IS A STAIN ON ONE'S TOOTH! That's what you say from your pontificating couch. And you mean it! So prove it! Take the steps you must take to be rid of those ugly tooth stains.
If you want to convince the wayward youth-ish types to follow you back to Zep and Jimi, you've got to be cuter than the electro-weenies who lead them astray! You've got to have perfect and lovely teeth, and you can only get those perfect teeth by stripping away all the stains! Literally! By using some of these Rembrandt Stain Removal Strips.
Otherwise, you might as well give in and wait for the drop. The drop of your principles, that is.