Roku XDS 1080p Streaming Player

by Wootbot

Previously, on ReptileSphere X!

About 28 minutes of grunting and screaming!

“Roku! Look out! Vegemite is powering up for a Temporal Mouth Bomb!”

“What? What does that mean?”

“Roku, it is I, your one-time nemesis and now ally, Picadilly! I fear this battle may be too much for even you! Look out!”

“YES, CANTERBURY! LISTEN TO YOUR FRIENDS! YOU ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF MY NEW POWER!”

“I thought my name was Roku, like a refurbished Roku XDS Streaming Player.”

“SURE, BUT FOR SOME REASON I CALL YOU CANTERBURY!”

“There’s only one way to defeat him!”

“Horribly mispronounce the name of a Hawaiian king in a way that makes everyone who’s ever heard it wince?”

“Yeah! Alright, Vegemite! I challenge you!”

“Then let us scream!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

“RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!”

“KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMENNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!”

“AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-”

“AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU-”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-”

“BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR-”

“TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-”

“F&^%, this is gonna take forever. I’m going to get a coffee. Text me if they throw a punch.”

Tune in next week for the next exciting installment of…ReptileSphere X!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

 

 

Warranty: 90 Day Roku

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

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Setting up Roku is as easy as 1-2-3:

1. Plug it in. Roku is compatible with virtually any TV
2. Add it to your home network. Whether your home is wireless or wired, the helpful on-screen instructions make it a cinch.
3. Enjoy! Choose your entertainment, and control it with the handy remote

What you need:

To use Roku, you need a high speed Internet connection with a speed of at least 1.2 Mbps (such as mid-level DSL). For HD video, we recommend 5 Mbps (if you’re not sure what your speed is, go to www.speedtest.net and run the simple test). Note that not all content partners enable HD or 1080p streaming video. You may also need a wireless or wired router if you cannot connect Roku directly to your cable or DSL modem.

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