Slate to the Party
Whoa! Whoa! When I hired you to pave my patio with slate tablets, this was not what I had in mind.
I know, I know, I'm sure it's a good deal. But a robust PC-grade experience is not the main thing I'm looking for in paving material. I also worry about durability, especially since I was planning on using my patio to do a lot of pogo-sticking.
Yes, that is the correct verb form.
Anyway, these Samsung Slate Tablets are probably great for running apps and playing games and enjoying multimedia or whatever else. I'm just not convinced they're going to bring a rustic, stylish charm to my outdoor gathering spaces for decades to come.
What do you mean you never promised me that? I was quoting your brochure!
So yeah, if you could just pry those Samsung Slate Tablets out of the mud and bring the actual slate tablets I ordered, we'll be good. No, I don't know what you're supposed to do with a warehouse full of them. There's always Woot, I guess.