Samsung Blu-ray Player with Wi-Fi

by wootbot

Do the Monster Slapdash

Put Blu-ray player in a dress and say, "yo girl, I just don't got time for a serious relationship right now," to be a "Blu-ray Player Player."

Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.