Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation
(Unique Presidents whose last names would have a Scrabble score of 15 or higher, assuming no scoring specials, and if they were legal to play, which they aren't)^4 + (Osmonds performing on "Puppy Love") /offers/d1c1756c1fe44ee99221a76a9bc3eb91
Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!