Samsung Quad-Core i7 Notebook

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by Wootbot a year ago

Science Demands Sacrifices

What’s creepier? An empty library or the average Internet forum?

On the one hand, there’s the sound of recirculated air through dusty pages. On the other, there’s that guy who wants to know what color socks you have on. It’s really hard to say which is scarier. But with a Samsung Quad-Core i7 Notebook, you’ll be able to do the research to answer the question once and for all.

With the 802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi, you’ll be ready for the long hours of sitting alone in the library, collecting the first half of your data. Pick any topic to research and do it on an empty floor. Before long you’ll be wondering: is that a creak? Was that a voice you heard? Did you miss an announcement and get locked in for the night? These are questions you’ll be asking yourself as you fill up that 750GB hard drive with notes. Pretend the click was just the air conditioner turning on. Surely it’s not some maniac planning on beating you to death with the Encyclopedia Britannica! And thanks to the well-designed battery, you won’t even need to bring your plug, which you might have otherwise forgotten while sprinting from the building in abject terror!

And then, you’ll head back home for the second half of the experiment. Fire up the Samsung Quad-Core i7 Notebook and let the WiMAX and Wi-Fi combo adapter take you to a random internet forum. Use the pre-installed Windows 7 Home Premium and you can watch a movie on the slot-loading DVD±RW, or if you’ve got an adapter (not included) you can use the Intel® Wireless Display to send the movie right to your television! As you relax in your home, it’ll be easy to ask questions about the rainfall of Peru and the major exports of the Balkan states, most of which will be met with answers like “wut” or “do u like mudkips” or maybe even “turn on your webcam and give me your address or else.”

Ultimately, when you correlate the data through the power of 6GB of DDR3 SDRAM, you’ll have your answer as to which of the two is the real gateway to peak creepy. And then, most likely, you’ll never feel clean or safe again.

But at least you’ll have a nice laptop you can use while you’re lying awake at night. That’s gotta count for something.

Warranty: 90 Day Samsung

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Second-generation Intel® Core™ i7-2675QM 2.2GHz processor with TurboBoost Technology delivers extra performance when you need it and increased energy efficiency when you don’t
• Get the best you can with Samsung Superbright Technology. With screen brightness 36% – 50% brighter than conventional screens and 16 million colors, every photo, video, website and even document looks stunning
• Intel’s advanced WiMAX and Wi-Fi combo adapter uses Intel® Centrino® Advanced-N + WiMAX 6250 delivers up to 28 Mbps downlink, up to 8 Mbps uplink over WiMAX (802.16e) and up to 300 Mbps bandwidth over Wi–Fi (802.11a/b/g/n) with unique Intel features
• Intel® Wireless Display (WiDi) transmits streamed or downloaded movies, TV shows, music, photos and more from your laptop, network or the Internet to your TV (adapter not included)
• 6GB DDR3 SDRAM for multitasking power, expandable to 8GB and Slot-Loading DVD±RW
• 750GB hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files so you can have everything at your fingertips wherever you go
• A battery designed for the long haul, the Samsung Power Plus technology gives you more years and more hours. This technology retains 80% of the original battery capacity for up to 1,500 charges
• Windows 7 Home Premium simplifies everyday tasks with an improved taskbar, desktop enhancements, better device management and full-screen previews
• Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
• Sleek & aluminum refined design

Additional Photos:

• Top Profile
• Left Profile
• Right Profile
• Front Profile
• Keyboard & Touchpad
• Package Contents

In the box:

• Samsung NP700Z5B-W01UB Quad-Core i7 Notebook with 15.6” Display
• AC Adapter

photo credit: Paul Lowry