Samsung SwitchGrip HD Camcorder

by Wootbot

Shooting the Dead

Jeez, can we get one minute of footage without some paranormal stuff messing everything up?!

Cut! Cut! Cut! No Ryan, there’s nothing wrong with your delivery. Your muffled crying was perfect! It’s just that whispering voice in the wind again. You know, talking about “all who enter be warned” and “ye all shall bear witness” etc., etc.

Man, I would kill my location scout for getting us a haunted house, but then again, another ghost in this place and we’ll never get this movie done! I mean, what am I supposed to do with all this footage? It’s worthless! No one would ever buy it!

I figured, with this Samsung SwitchGrip HD Camcorder with 10x Schneider-Kreuznach Lens, I’d have no problem finishing this shoot. It can capture video in 1920 x 1080/60i HD. It’s got Optical Image Stabilization. It features a a 5MP BSI CMOS sensor, which dramatically reduces noise and distortion while also enhancing recording quality in low-light condition. What could possibly go wrong, right?

Well, as it turns out, everything. And no, that wasn’t a joke, weird, echoing, maniacal laughter!

I just wanted to make a film, roughly 3 hours long, about a young husband and wife who buy an old house, fix it up (which would be the first hour and a half or so), in doing so realize the flaws in their relationship, and then go through a grueling divorce (the second hour and a half). That’s the kind of movie that people want to see.

They don’t want to see big, bright orbs appearing out of nowhere. They don’t want to see the eyes of a painting following the characters around the room. They don’t want to see the wife scream and run through the hallways being chased by a knife flying through the air as if propelled by its own volition. Movies are about exploring taboos, not scaring people.

Anyway, it sounds like the whispering’s died down, and the laughter’s trailed off to a chuckle. If we pick it up, who cares; we’ll just have to fix it in post. Sorry for ranting there, guys. Seriously, it’s been amazing working with you, Ryan, and you, Clarissa, and you too disembodied skull… oh, for crying out loud!

No, Clarissa, don’t scream! You’re just egging them on!

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Warranty: 1 Year Samsung

Condition: New

Features:

Specifications:

Optics:
Sensor: 5 Megapixel 0.24" CMOS Sensor
Lens: Schneider-KREUZNACH Varioplan-HD
2.75 - 27.5mm (16:9)
Zoom: Optical: 10x
Digital: 20x
Recording:
System: NTSC
Recording Media: SD/SDHC (Up to 32GB)
Recording Time: 250 minutes (SD, SF)
300 minutes (SD, F)
390 minutes (SD, N)
1050 minutes (HD, SF)
1390 minutes (HD, F)
2040 minutes (HD, N)
Video Format: High Definition: 1920 x 1080i, 1280 x 720p (60 fps)
Standard Definition: 720 x 480i (60 fps)
Still Image Resolution: JPEG: 4.9 Megapixel
Display:
Type: LCD
Size: 2.7"
Touchscreen: Yes
Features:
Image Stabilization: Optical
Built-in Mic: Yes
Built-in Speaker: Yes
Tripod Mount: 0.25"
Input/Output Connectors:
Inputs: (1) USB 2.0 Charging
Outputs: (1) USB 2.0 PC Connect
(1) HDMI C (Mini)
(1) Composite Video (out)
(1) Audio
Headphone Jack: Yes
Size:
Dimensions: 4.7"(W) x 2.1"(H) x 1.7"(D)
Weight: 6.38oz

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