Ahead Of The Curve
Yes, right now it might be nice to enjoy the lovely weather... but that's not gonna last forever.Hey! It's summer! Have fun! Leap around! Go swimming and ride bikes and climb trees! Be a happy grasshopper! But never forget: winter is coming. Prepare yourselves. Find your provisions so that you won't have to go outside when it's 10 below... or worse.
It's not gonna be hard to camp out for The Dark Knight Rises tickets (assuming there are still any left) on a nice July weekend. But in the middle of a December blizzard? That's just not gonna be possible! The chill of ol' Jack Frost is gonna tear you apart, and he's not even a Batman villain in the first place. We think he was like Iron Man's bad guy or something. Or maybe that was the Blizzard. Was it the Blizzard? Does anyone know?
Okay, that doesn't matter so much. The point is, you're gonna want to be warm. And to do that, you're gonna need to be at home. And if you're gonna be at home, you're gonna need a 42" LCD HDTV with 1080p resolution. You know it, we know it, everyone who'll be coming over for a surprise visit knows it, and that's just how it is.
What it comes down to is this: do you want to be the busy ant, who collects all the pizza coupons and figures out everyone's order? Or do you want to be the happy grasshopper, who does none of the work, has all of the fun, and uses a Sanyo 1080p LCD HDTV as payment for an unearned share of everything the ants have to offer? Because, face it, all the provisions in the world don't mean a thing if you're watching a playoff game on a ten inch black-and-white portable.