That ‘70s Monkey
Have a nice AAAAAAAAH aa-AH AAAAAAAAH aa-AH
Mellow out in the most nerve-racking style imaginable with this plush, screeching “toy” slingshot monkey. And we mean “toy” in the same sense that the medieval Iron Maiden was a “maiden”: as a grimly ironic euphemism for torture.
If you’re not yet familiar with the plaintively aggravating cry of the Woot Screaming Monkey, take this chance to flee and save yourselves. If you’re one of those types who pride themselves on their complete run of Woot monkeys, you’re obviously not going to be talked out of it, so enjoy.
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight range
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
In the box:
- Screaming Monkey with Black Print Cape and Yellow Smiley Faces