Screaming Woot Monkey

by wootbot

Wax On, Woot-Off

What's that noise? Oh great, I work with people who shop at Woot. Wait, I'm one of them. NO! NOOOOOOOO!

We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)