Seagate Wireless-N USB 3.0 500GB Ext HD

by wootbot

Wait & Seagate.

BEEP

"Sir, can you remove the electronic items from your bag, please?"

"Alright, but I should warn you now: I'm about to show you some technology that will blow your mind."

"Just slowly remove the item. Thank you."

"Do you know what this is?"

"Uh, yeah. I've seen this sort of thing before. It's a Seagate."

"That's right. And do you know what it does?"

"Yeah, it - "

"That's also correct! This device opens up a wormhole that launches me into any sea - ANY SEA - across the globe … at any time."

"Uh, I think you might want to read a little more about that thing."

"NO NEED, COPPER. I know all about the Seagate. Why, I could be catching crabs on Bering right this very moment."

"That's a weird choice, but -"

"... OR I could manifest in the Red Sea in the late 4th century BC, when Alexander the Great was NAILIN' it with the expeditions."

"Historically accurate and yet so scientifically wrong."

"Don't be jealous, pal. When I'm wealthy from my Seagate tourism earnings, I'll remember you took care of me. In the meantime, if you need me, I'll be floating around the Mediterranean Sea, circa 1999."

"Um -"

"WE'RE GOING TO IBIZA … WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY … BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM."

"That's two different Vengaboys songs."