What Kind Of Crate Would A Hippo Go In?
Hey, The Associated Press! Great to see you! And thanks so much for noticing our little blog post the other day. But, well… we wanted to talk for a second.
The AP, we can’t thank you enough for looking our way. You see, when we showed off our good news on Wednesday afternoon, we expected we’d get a little bit of attention. But when we found your little newsy thing you do, we couldn’t help but notice something important. And that something is this: you printed our web content in your article! The web content that came from our blog! Why, isn’t that the very thing you’ve previously told nu-media bloggers they’re not supposed to do?
So, The AP, here we are. Just to be fair about this, we’ve used your very own pricing scheme to calculate how much you owe us. By looking through the link above, and comparing your post with our original letter, we’ve figured you owe us roughly $17.50 for the content you borrowed from our blog post, which, by the way, we worked very very hard to create. But, hey. We’re all friends here. And invoicing is such a hassle in today’s paperless society, are we right? How about this: instead of cutting us a check for the web content you liberated from our site, all you’ll need to do is show us your email receipt from today’s two pack of Sennheiser MX400 In-Ear Headphones, and we’ll call it even.
You see, The AP, we think you’ll find the first pair of Sennheiser MX400 In-Ear Headphones lightweight and easy to carry, and we think you’ll like how they help you shut out the irritating sounds around you (such as, maybe, people yelling about the actual meaning of “fair use”). We also think you’ll like how that second pair of Sennheiser MX400 In-Ear Headphones will allow you to have one set for home and one set for the office, especially since you’ll probably get sick of going through all the voice mails from your pals UPI and Reuters saying “HEY DID YOU SEE YOU GOT MENTIONED ON WOOT TODAY LOL GREAT BUSINESS PLAN NEWZ DUDZ!” The AP, when you just want to listen to music and drift away to some controversy-free happy place, we promise you, you’ll find the Sennheiser MX400 In-Ear Headphones will hit that sweet spot just right.
Anyway, The AP, please send that proof of receipt to firstname.lastname@example.org before the end of the day. We’re major digital players now. Don’t force us to pass this matter to a collection agency.
2 year Sennheiser
- Lightweight earbuds for use with iPods, portable MP3 players, and more
- Wide dynamic range
- Full-bodied stereo sound with powerful response
- Dual-sided highly conductive OFC copper cable
- Total harmonic distortion of less than 1 percent
- Transducers (drivers) are 14mm
- Frequency response: 18 – 20,000 Hz (–10dB/1 kHz)
- Transducer principle: dynamic, open
- Nominal impedance: 32 Ω
- Max. SPL: 125 dB at 1 kHz, 1 Vrms
- THD: < 1 %
- Ear coupling: intra-aural
- Weight (without cable): approx. 6 g
- Connector: 3.5 mm jack plug
- Connection cable: approx. 1 m, OFC copper cable
In the box:
2 pairs of Sennheiser MX400 In-Ear Headphones with Ear Cushions