The Emperor’s New Shirt.
Think of it less as a blank shirt and more of an opportunity to prank your friends.
“Dude, you seriously bought a blank shirt from Woot? Why?”
“Blank? What do you mean?”
“Well they’re known for their cutesy, artistic shirts. And you bought a blank one.”
“It’s not blank.”
“What? Is there something on the back?”
“No, just the front.”
“But there’s nothing on the front.”
“Stop whatever this game is, it’s not funny.”
“I…I don’t understand what’s happening.”
“Me either. For some reason you’re looking at my shirt, which CLEARLY has an awesome Shirt.Woot design on it, and pretending it’s blank. I don’t see the point. I refuse to play along.”
“So you’re saying there IS something on your shirt.”
“For the last time, yes.”
“I don’t know which one of us has gone insane, but I’m pretty sure whoever it is has gone full-on.”
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.