Life Ain’t Nothin’ But Squirt Guns And Money
Wa da da ding, Wa da da da ding. Listen to my Sig Sauer Satyrator go squirt.
The Punisher? Well, that’s just not appropriate for youths. But the Hydrator, there’s something character building about that. After all, a dark force of vengeance out to find the criminals who took his sister’s last cupcake, that’s just plain adorable. So consider the Sig Sauer STR70 Saturator Motorized Water Gun.
It’s a tactical jet-propulsion, battery powered enwettening system that comes in unrealistic blue or yellow, for extra safety. And extra coolness, might we add. You can fill the water magazine with up to 108cc’s of water, and shoot it up to six meters. For the Hydrator, that’s just perfect.
But remember: they who squirt into the abyss may find that the abyss squirts them back. Please only ever use the Sig Sauer STR70 Saturator Motorized Water Gun in the cause of good, not evil.
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
- Motorized, jet-propulsion battery powered water gun
- Fully automatic, no pumping required
- Shoots 4 water blasts every second
- Shoots up to 6 meters
- Holds up to 108CC of water in the removable magazine
- Powered by 4 AA batteries (not included)
- Dimensions: 43 x 23 x 4.5 cm
In the box:
- Sig Sauer STR70 Saturator Motorized Water Gun (Blue or Yellow, your choice)