The Whole World Is Laughing! The Whole World Is Laughing!
Security guards may not enter! This food court is liberated territory! ¡No pasaran! ¡No pasaran!
We, the patrons of the Glenwood Lakes Galleria, have occupied this food court out of solidarity with our oppressed brothyrs and systyrs at New York University. Just as the great struggles of the 19th century were waged in factories, so is the food court the crucible of 21st-century revolution. From the Sbarro to the Cold Stone Creamery, let freedom ring!
And here in my backpack, next to my anti-corporate water and my MacBook, lies the weapon of the people: the Skil Power Wrench. Liberated from power cables, it stands ready to dismantle anything from the KKKapitali$t system to your license plate frame. Instead of a wasteful excess of wrenches, ratchets, and screwdrivers strangling the life from Sister Earth, this compact, close-quarter device treads lightly upon the planet. The Skil Power Wrench puts Lithium-Ion power in the hands of the people. And does it comfortably.
In that spirit, we gather in this liberated space to use democratic process to arrive at a consensus about ways in which we’re going to use democratic process to liberate this space. Consensually, of course. I don’t know if you scumbag guards understand that, in your fascist green blazers, but we shall not be moved!
Hey! Excuse me! You may not come in here! You are on video! You are on video! Any attempt to move those recycling bins by force will be considered police brutality! Hey, gimme back that Skil Power Wrench! That belongs to the masses! Hey! Ow! Brutality! Brutality! Don’t wrench me, bro! The masses are calling Dad’s lawyer!
Warranty: 1 Year Skil
- Compact design makes wrench easy to handle, fitting in tight spaces a drill can’t
- Forward and reverse operations allow for assembling or disassembling projects
- Lithium ion battery holds a charge for up to 18 months of non-use so it’s always ready to go
- SKIL Smartcharge System is built in to the charger, providing overcurrent protection and allowing the tool to be stored on the charger indefinitely without damage to the battery
- All Metal Gear Train provides a durable, long-life construction
- Ergonomic soft-grip handle for increased comfort and control
- Durable metal front end for extended tool life
- Charger design provides added flexibility, either sitting on any flat work area, or mounted out of the way on the wall
- Close quarter 1/4” square drive accepts standard sockets and driver bits
- Torque outputs of 75 in.-lbs. (in Auto Mode) and 400 in.-lbs. (in Manual Mode)
- Voltage: 7.2V
- Battery: Lithium-Ion
- Charger: Cradle Charger
- Socket Size: 1/4”
- Torque in Auto Mode: 75 in.-lbs.
- Torque in Manual Mode: 400 in.-lbs.
- RPM: 200
- Weight: 1.8 lbs.
In the box:
- Skil 2372-01 7.2V Cordless Wrench
- 17-Piece Accessory Bit Set
- Smartcharge System 3-Hour Cradle Charger